For christmas I got this book of chuck Norris jokes, here are some good ones:
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane down with his finger by pointing at it and yelling "BANG!".
Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by thinking about pineapples.
If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck Norris would kick your ass and take your dollar.
Chuck Norris began the Church of England in 1799, back when his name was "England".
Chuck Norris is considered a prime number in certain schools in Ontario.
The only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in the game of rock-paper-scissors was a Mexican astronaut that went by the alias "Eduardo th Magnificent".
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day.

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Merry Knishmas