It has come to my attention that people have been reading my blog.
That is not the purpose of this blog.
The purpose of this blog is so I can write stuff on the Internet that no one gets to read.
Yeah, you. I'm talking to you,
Old woman and man couple.
Please exit the premises.
And you,
You blind, quadriplegic, amputee.
Get outta here.
Stat.
But first,
I made you cookies,
You know how I love to bake you guys stuff.

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You're welcome.