No posts in about (one, two, three...) EVAR.

I'm sorry,
I've just been so busy with school and my intense sexual/romantic life which I definitely have.

If you guys have found out about the rest of the Internet (Yes, besides me) there is a thing called "YouTube".

I put up a video on there (and now two) that is a gameplay/commentary with Eli, my homie.

It's called Happy Hour with Samir and Eli.

Prague man, czhech it out.

AMERICAN FLAG BLUEPRINT
(FOR MINECRAFT)

WBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWB  -R15-
BWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBW  -W15-
WBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWB  -R15-
BWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBW  -W15-
WBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWB  -R15-
BWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBW  -W15-
WBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWB  -R15-
BWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBW  -W15-
WBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWB  -R15-
BWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBWBW  -W15-
              -R35-                     -R35-
              -W35-                    -W35-
              -R35-                     -R35-

Supplies:
Dyeable wool:160
White wool/Sand:160
Blue dye:50
Red dye:110

Sheep drop 1-3 wool blocks each. With a minimum of 320 wool needed, that will be around 160 sheep that need to be harvested. An option is to replace the white wool with sand or snow, which should save time and reduce the wool needed by half, cutting down the sheep harvesting down to about 80 instead of 160.

The dyes will be slightly harder to get. Blue dye is only obtained by mining lapis lazuli,which is a ore that is very rare. A way to combat the rarity of lapis lazuli is to mix blue dye and bone meal (white dye) so you get TWO light blue dye blocks that will cut your need of lapis lazuli down another half. Red will be easier because it is made from the roses dotted around the ground.

Another strategy you could use is instead of dying each wool block separately, you can directly dye a sheep with a dye, giving you 1-3 dyed wool blocks per each block of dye. This would cut down need for dye by half, making the minimum amount of blue dye only 25 and red to about 55.


Well you guys who play minecraft, you are awesome and here is a blueprint for a full size American flag.

FTW.

Today was very epic.

Right when I woke up I went and played some black ops-

BAM I prestiged! EPIC!

After I got tired of black ops I finished my comic book-

TOO FREAKING EPIC!

MORE BLACK OPS! EPIC!

I watched dragon ball Z on nick toons-

MUCH TOO EPIC!

Eli came over and we recorded some commentary for our gameplay-

HILARIOUS! AND EPIC!

Going to bed at 4:00 AM-

EPIC WIN!

WAAAALRUUUUUUUSS!!!!

"And you shall see the true power of the candy kingdom!"

I freaking love Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
Too cool for school.

I'm sorry I didn't give you a real post for aboot two weeks and not even a real one last time, I was tired.

Freakin baseball tryouts, deys actually perty fun,
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Stupid accent.

My face hurts and I'm listening to Toby Turner so my mind is melting you should watch him on YouTube OH BOY! I'm distracted I should finish this post.

Did you know the iPhone/iPad spellcheck corrects tryouts to redhouse? WTF white people?

Oh my god too much YouTube for one man to handle.

And yes, I am a man, I just took a shower then I took a shave.

Peace off.

Buh da doo doo doo doo doo subscrieeeeb.

Well, geez.

I haven't posted anything in about twelve years now so I think I'll write something up.

That was it.

Merry Christmas.