The Turtle King

Turtles, they are everywhere. Don't think you can run, don't think you can hide. They will find you. They will slowly pick off your family one by one, mysterious deaths strangely caused by gnawed off heads. At each crime scene there will be a simple picture, a picture of a turtle. You might not even notice it but, in each picture, the turtle has a small smile crawling across its face. Like a serpent, a serpent of death.

How is this possible? You ask. It is all due to me, the Turtle King. I command the turtle army and they obey me with their entire existence. The only way to save yourself and your family will be to recommend this blog to your friends and family and remind them how the Turtle King spared their lives.

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